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Thursday, September 23, 2004

Blast From the Past, Guess Who? Winners may buy me a beer.


This is for all DETIMARO members or any coed who happen to have spent 4 years in a place worse than the ghettos, And controlled by this Mein Kempf avid reader and all-around Uncle Fucker. The place we were sentenced: MCU, the fucking dictator;__________?? ..was who? A very distinctive hint can be seen in the picture. Indulge me in giving you bits and pieces of information to guide you in realizing really who this nut swallower is. Well if you didn't by now have the slightest of idea as to the resemblance of the two freak jobs, the one the real Hitler and the other the Adolf wannabe. So here it goes:

1.This poser lets call him, looks and smells like a real dictator, meaning 'Yes' he looks and smells like dick. 2. He also controls a bunch of his army men, you know he makes them say Achtung!, and makes them march and ready them for impending war to conquer Europe, NOT!!! 3. Ah, yes how can I forget the hair genocides, t'was a gloomy flag ceremony each day of inspection. You know we have to be good little boys and follow in the Fuhrer's same sense of styling our locks. No parting of the Dead Sea or you'll have MC Hammer hair when he sends you off to your jail cell 4. Our uniforms man, must be Government issued, he wishes. The pants man if the seamline of your pants exceeds 7 inches and your off by a centimeter it's the trenches for you. 5. And what the fuck was this anti-semmitic (or Jew hater; I called him that bec. Jews are known to have long hairs; and he hates long hairs) thinking when he was issuing TRO's, I think it was called for those quote-unquote violations, like it was a crime to have bangs. 6. Your right to organize went AWOL bec. of him, If he sees a large group of people hanging about like we did he'll seperate us and tell all our Gustapho's about it. 7. Every morning he would stand in his imaginary podium, hold the speaker phone and urges us to join his little Nazi party and those with not so clean records were humilated and bared because they did not belong to the Aryan race. 8. Final clue, when D-day came at our graduation he threw tradition off the window, He over and over commanded us not to throw our top hats at the end of the ceremony, Bullshit!!
Figured it out...If not still, this demogogues' famous alias is that thing that can be bought each night from guys carrying baskets while humming that all familiar line _ _ _ _ _! It's around eight pesos a pop. And It's something you can eat. You make Tsup! tsup! at it Hmmm, Delish!

How sweet was our victory guys when we toppled off his so-called regime and survived.
Still somehow we have to thank him and those other cunts like him for....for..., Wait! I can't think of nothin. Thanks for playin Guess the Fuck face. Next time I'll quiz you all on who the Lenin, Mussolini, Bush, and Saddam wannabes are. Live Fast! Die Young! fellas.
Ora Le Esse!!!
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